Urbanspoon, [which] is “a cross between a magic eight ball and a slot machine:" you shake the phone, and it randomly displays the name of a good restaurant nearby, using the iPhone’s G.P.S. and motion sensor.
OMGponiesnrainbowz!!!1!! That, my friends, is a squabby app. Which I will be using frequently, even if I can't go out to dinner very often.
In case you're interested, I'd nominate the Razr for squinny mobile phone, and the Blackberry for squotund. But I'm open to correction/suggestion.