A series of brief, possibly trivial, announcements

1. (potential TMI warning) The IUD has been removed. Let the fertility rites commence. Operation Hatchling Siblification has been initiated.

2. Against the advice of people who probably know better, I cut my hair. SHORT. I figured two straight months of viscerally hating my hair every damn day was enough. It is gloriously carefree.

3. After 5+ years as a happy iPod owner, I *just* figured out that there is a sleep function on the damn thing. How did I not know this before?

4. Soy chai lattes are good.

That is all. You may now resume your normal weekend activities.