Thursday, January 31, 2008

See, now, THIS is the stuff that makes me want to vote for her

I admit it: I'm already getting election fatigue. I honestly DO NOT CARE which of the top two democratic candidates gets the nod. Really! I will be all too happy to vote for either one of them! I'm just so tired of the campaigning and trying to keep track of who's gone more stupidly negative this week. I really don't know what I'll do come Tuesday. Flip a coin? Eeeny-meeny-miny-mo?

But I'll tell you what, I'm just enough of a contrarian that reading stuff like this makes me want to vote for Hillary JUST TO SHOW THEM. A sampling of some of the slogans available on everything from bumper stickers to tee-shirts:

"Just vote for the bitch"
"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president,"
"No Penis, No Problems"
"This Woman Scares Me"
"Anyone But Her '08"
"Even Bill Doesn't Want Me,"
"Stop Mad Cow,"
"Stop the Beast"
"Two fat thighs, two small breasts and a bunch of left wings."
"Wanna See Hillary Run? Throw Rocks at Her!"
"I Wish Hillary Had Married O.J."

Kind of makes you feel sick, doesn't it?