Whaddya call a half-decade?

Whatever the term is, that's officially how long Mr. Squab and I have been married, as of today. Five years of wedded bliss. Well, with the occasional snark added in for seasoning. When we first got married, we were too broke for a honeymoon trip, and we talked about doing one for a 5th year anniversary present. But then we decided to have a kid instead.

On the whole, I prefer the kid. :-)

Happy anniversary, honey. I sure am glad you married me.